The loyalty of a dog

Recently, while walking down the street, I came across a guy with a dog. The dog was a complete idiot. It simply refused to bow to me. I had enough. I tracked down the two idiots and arranged for them to see me. We finally met at the rendezvous. There were no proper negotiations since I am the supreme power in this world. So I simply stated the facts. I am great and he is not, so I would pay him some amount of money to get rid of the dog. But it turned out that the guy was as dumb as he looked. This is when I decided some people just cannot be helped. Some people can just be left to die. That day, I learned the true loyalty of one dog towards the other. I also remembered something really important about myself: I am awesome.