Editors

Today my respect for editors dramatically changed. No it didn't, it is exactly the same. You see, I have written a poem that is the very definition of awesome. You all must have read it, AWOL. Yes, believe it or not, a certain editor did not want that in the issue because they did not want to upset other 'budding' poets. If these poets 'bud' any slower, I shall have a solid case if I testify against botanists. Anyways, I had to get my poem in there, it is good for society. I was left with nothing but a small set of options, all I was willing to use. I decided to use none of them, and use an even better plan. Bribery! Yes, I had decided to bribe him. But why waste my money? Why waste any money?! He is an editor! So all I had to do was take some money and discreetly slip it to him. Yes, it is true. I bribed an editor with monopoly money.