Just today, I assassinated a plant. I was paid to do so, and I did it. I killed it by drowning. I was hired by one of the world's deadliest agencies. I am not at liberty to divulge which. All their dealings were in cash. it was a complete stealth mission. One of the largest organized Black Ops. Even the Government was unaware of the authorization, though this agency was supposed to be part of a Government. The plant had no idea of what was to come. It was simply sitting there, carrying out photosynthesis. I casually walked by, "accidently" dropping salt concentrated water into the soil. In three minutes twenty three seconds, the stomata of the plant's leaves took their last Carbon Dioxide.
Time of death : 17:42:13
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